Your Website, Built in a Day.
(No, Seriously.)
Send us your stuff, pick a date, and go do literally anything else. We'll handle the rest while you binge that show you've been putting off.
How It Works
Four steps. Zero meetings where someone shares their screen for 45 minutes.
Submit Your Content
Dump everything into our onboarding form — your business info, logos, images, and whatever words you want on the site. Think of it like a creative brief, minus the $10,000 agency retainer.
Pick Your Build Day
Grab an open date on our calendar. We only build one website per day because we're not animals. You get our full, undivided, slightly caffeinated attention.
Pay Your Deposit
Lock it in with 50% down. The other half is due when you see your shiny new site and realize you should've done this six months ago.
Go Live
We build. You occasionally answer a text. By end of day, you've got a real, actual, functioning website. Pop the champagne (or the La Croix, we don't judge).
What's Included
Everything you need to stop being embarrassed when someone asks for your website.
Up to 5 Pages
Your homepage plus 4 more pages of your choosing. Need more? We do extra pages for $250.00 each. We're flexible like that. (Unlike your old website.)
1 Year Hosting
Fast, secure, and maintained by actual humans. Not a GoDaddy parking page. Not your cousin's spare laptop. Real hosting. For a whole year.
5 Email Addresses
yourname@yourdomain.com — because nothing says "I'm a real business" quite like not emailing clients from hotdogking1997@gmail.com.
Dedicated Build Day
One website. One day. One team laser-focused on making you look good on the internet. No juggling 47 projects. Just yours.
Mobile Responsive
Your site will look amazing on phones, tablets, desktops, and whatever screen your mom is using to check it out. All included.
Same-Day Delivery
We start in the morning. You're live by evening. It's like DoorDash, but for your entire online presence.
Pick Your Pages
Homepage is on the house. Now choose up to 4 more. Go wild. (Or add extras for $250.00 each if you're feeling ambitious.)
The Price Tag
Brace yourself for how refreshingly simple this is.
One payment. No monthly surprises. No "maintenance fees." No mystery invoices.
- A professional website, built in a single day
- Homepage + 4 pages (you pick 'em)
- 1 year of hosting, on us
- 5 professional email addresses
- Mobile responsive — because it's not 2008
- A dedicated build day (you're our only client that day)
Need more pages?
Extra pages beyond the included 5 are just $250.00 each. Add as many as you want during onboarding. We won't stop you.
Questions You're Probably Thinking
What do I need to provide?
Everything goes through our onboarding form: your business name, logo (PNG, SVG, or AI format — at least 500x500px if it's a raster image), photos for your pages, and the actual words you want on the site. The more buttoned-up you are, the smoother your build day goes. Show up prepared and we'll make you look like a genius.
Do I really get my website in one day?
Really really. You submit your content, pay the deposit, pick your day, and we build the whole thing start to finish. We only take one project per day — so you're not competing for attention with some other business owner who also waited too long to get a website.
What if I'm not available on my build day?
We might need to bug you with a question or two during the build. If you ghost us, things could get delayed — and nobody wants that. Just keep your phone nearby. Think of it like waiting for a DoorDash driver, except the stakes are your entire online presence.
How does payment work?
50% deposit ($500.00) locks in your date. We send the other half when the site's done. Everything runs through Stripe, so it's secure, easy, and you'll get a proper receipt for your accountant (or your shoebox of receipts — again, no judgment).
Can I choose which pages I want?
You bet. Homepage is automatic. Then you pick up to 4 more from our menu — About Us, Contact, Services, Portfolio, you name it. If you need more than 5 total pages, extras are $250.00 each. Go nuts.
What about my domain name?
You'll need one before we start. If you've already got a domain, just tell us where it's registered and we'll point it to your new site. If you don't have one yet, let us know — we can help you figure that out.
What happens after the first year?
We'll reach out before your hosting expires with renewal options. No surprise charges, no auto-billing you forgot about. Just a friendly heads up that it's time to re-up.
Can I make changes after the site is built?
Your build day covers getting you live with the content you submitted. Need tweaks after that? We offer revision packages separately. Pro tip: the better your content is upfront, the less you'll need to change later.
Stop Overthinking It.
Your website has been on your to-do list long enough. Send us your stuff, pick a day, and let us make you look incredible on the internet. Future you will be so relieved.
Let's Do This — $1,000.00